The Simpsons vs. Hall:
Dr. Hibbert and Dr. Slater
We all know that lovable character from the hit Fox television show The Simpsons. He’s funny, witty and he’s one of the most well-known characters in the whole cast. By Mark DeBonee Click Here!

Hallway Traffic
A new comic by Brian Carroll Click Here!

Snap, crackle, pop: New sodas tickle the senses
By Mark DeBonee and Mike Grynbaum Click Here!

Frolf: It may not be Alf, but its just as entertaining
By Colin Carroll Click Here!

By Abe Silk Click Here!

Who is the S.A. President of Hall?
Is it really that difficult? Compiled by Yoni Freund Click Here!

Kid of the Month is a new Highlights feature that will showcase a random student from each grade. Note: The selection is completely arbitrary. By Becky S. and Rachel K. Click Here!

Funky fall fashion fads
With the new school year successfully kicked off and running smoothly, the hallways are chaotic with students, backpacks are heavy with paper (among other items), and the year’s trends have been more or less established. By Alexia L. Click Here!

Hallway crowding? Not a problem.
Hello. You may know me as the guy who suggested that we build roads through Hall High School. I’ve become the topic of many an inside joke (yeah…and then we’ll have ROADS through Hall High!) But today I am addressing you... By Eric G. Click Here!

Sensual oily goodness
Yes, my fellow fry fiends, McDonald’s has announced its bold new innovation—a healthier frying oil to be introduced in October and distributed to all 13,000 U.S. restaurants by next February. By Audrey S. Click Here!

Potential Hall mascots
Controversy has erupted over Hall’s mascot, the Warrior, depicted by the head of a Native American donning a headdress. Some deem the mascot politically incorrect and offensive to Native Americans. If action is taken, the Warrior will be ousted and a new mascot will... By Krissy J. and Sarah S. Click Here!