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4/1/98

Project 21 Update
by Sully and Biff

    During the past week, many last-minute items were added to the plans for Project 21. These include:

1. The name itself will be changed to Project 23, to honor Michael Jordan, who has no affiliation to the school whatsoever.
2. The Student Activities Office will be turned into Bessette’s Hairstyling Salon.
3. Glass display case opposite auditorium reserved for medals and trophies won by Recycling Club.
4. Casino to be constructed on third floor next to the pool.
5. Gymnasiums to be converted into safety shelters in case of invasion by Simsbury.
6. Rather than use Student ID’s, Hall students will be branded for identification.
7. Rottweilers to accompany security guards in their wacky madcap chases.
8. Librarian Barbara Gray to be issued Colt .45 to use at her discretion in a "more than four at a table" crisis.
9. New class: Hilton Kaderli’s Road to Success.
10. Language Lab to be home of new Minesweeper class.
11. High quality sub-woofers to be added to P.A. system.
12. Tickle Me Elmo™ to replace John Joy as SA President.